How Aussie Is That?

I was curious to know about the distributors of a Snickers bar I bought the other day, so I had a read of the fine print on the wrapper and found this gem:

"Your Snickers bar is built with top quality stuff and should be in great condition when you get it. If it's not, give us a call, or if you like, just return the bit you haven't eaten and tell us where and when you bought it. Chuck the wrapper in the bin when you're done."

You can't get too much more Aussie than that! Unless of course they wrote:

"If you reckon it's cactus, no worries. Just give me mate Bazza a call and e'll put it right in a jiffy. Cheers big-ears."

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